3 Blowing Me

What makes the world’s best blowjob?

Look, I’ll be honest, I’ve never gotten a triple blowjob – best I’ve gotten was double; but, it was from two girls who hated each other. That’s gotta count for something, right?

I love this video. What a great compilation. Each scene features three ridiculously hot, cock hungry whores on their knees, just lavishing the cock in their hands. It much be unbelievable to have her head worked, while two other beautiful faces slide up and down each side of your shaft.

Think about it, you can have your cock get stimulated in three different ways at once. I think three is the perfect blowjob number, four would just be too awkward and messy, that is unless she’s just sucking your balls or sucking your butthole.

http://www.hotmovies.com/video/43753/Blow-Jobs-Gone-Wild-3/

Our Death has been greatly exagerated

One of my cohorts recently pointed out an article on the death of the blowjob over at oralsex.com, which led me to an article at Salon, which led me to an article at Esquire

The Observation: The Demise of the Blowjob
 

I like eating pussy. a lot.
I also like getting a blow job, having sex, and boobjobs (no not the breast augmentation type) a lot.

Based on the age references in the article I can only assume that most of the men she talked to were in their 50′s. I imagine that at age 50 I might prefer eating some pussy over a blowjob, but to extrapolate that blowjobs are dead because old men prefer eating pussy seems fucking odd.

But in the end, who really gives a shit. Back to the videos:

Boobjob!

or Blowjob?

You decide.

Monsters of Jizzzz – 52!

Monsters of Jizz always makes me laugh.

Their poor setups, odd scenarios, distorted pornification of what sex is – topping it all off is the the fake facials and special effects cum shots.

Monsters of Jizzz 52 is no different. I have to believe that they having a lot of fun and doing things half assed for humor, because the alternative makes me sad.

That’s funny, 11:30 looks a hell of a lot like 7:30. I wonder what time zone that clock is in.


and have you ever, ever seen so much semen come out – yet the balls stay perfectly still?

The woman in scene two is has a fucking beautiful pair of breasts. I could live in them. She really doesn’t seem like she enjoys giving oral.

POV for scene 3. The woman is a little sadistic and it adds another level of fun to the scene.

She’s got some meat on her bones in all the right places. She giggles as the fake semen shoots all over her beautiful plump breasts and face.

from the very large, to the very small.
the next woman is an A cup beauty that I looks an awful lot like Kate Hudson from Almost Famous.

Dirty talk makes it so much better.
I’ll take care of you baby. I don’t think this jack hole gets hard throughout the entire scene.

Sloppy Head

Evil Angel and Darrko Productions want to give you some sloppy head.

get ready for some gagging slurping spitting fun