First Time Ever – Really is banana in pocket!

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I know, I know, going the banana/penis route is a cop-out. But, I feel like my credibility will come into question unless I show that I have a somewhat grasp of the fundamentals of photoshop porn. And although monkey-woman and banana-penis are rudimentary mash-ups, I wouldn’t trust a site that didn’t have at least one version of the age-old juxtaposition.

Anyway, I’m working on some spitting cobra stuff, so I hope you’re an animal kingdom fan.

To see the undoctored version of this set, just click the image. You’ll get to see the ridiculously hot Rachel Roxxx sucking and grinding coxxx

Spring Break Cocksucking Contest #2

Video: Spring Break Cocksucking Contest #2
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It's that time of year again folks. The weather's warm, the sun is bright, and the spring break pussy is wet and tight! The contestants are hot and ready to compete in the ultimate blowjob completion!

This massive compilation is chock full of all of your favorite actresses performing all the deep-throat, facial squirting, cum swallowing blowjobs you could ever ask for in one film!

Double Anomaly – Vaginaless Woman Poops Python

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The other day I was in JiffyLube, it was so boring. They had this crappy little waiting room with a tiny little smudgy-glass’d tv that was playing Arnold Palmer workout tapes -zzzzzzz. And the only thing on the coffee table was a bowl of gross looking peanuts, and a Nipply’s Believe it or Not.

As troubled as I thought I was, having to spend my Saturday afternoon sitting in a JiffyLube that seemed to be perpetualy stuck in 1989, all it took was one look at this and my whole outlook changed.

I’m really glad I have a fully intact penis, and that I don’t crap out carnivorous reptiles of the sub-order Serpentes.

I’ll tell you what. Even though she eats snakes and has no vagina, she’s still really hot. Her face is so cute, and her boobs are spectacular. I bet the snake has a vagina, so maybe all three of you could work something out.

Check out the rest of the Nipply’s here

Amateur Blow-Job Playoffs Round 4

Video: Amateur Blow-Job Playoffs Round 4
Watch This Video!		 Studio: Captain Willy Amateur
Let the games begin!!! The rules are simple. The contestants must: be an amateur, suck, swallow, and make daddy proud! Spitting will not be tolerated; these lovely ladies must eat every ooey gooey drop that is given to them from the regulation size cocks.

Who will cum out on top in this amateur cock sucking world series? There are a lot of cum craving cuties, but only one can be the champion. You be the judge!

Stars: Angela, Tanya, Athena, Liz, Valery, More...