I’ve heard that underwater blowjobs are pretty much the next-level up over your standard bj. I can’t say that I’ve ever had a fully submersed blowjob, but from the looks of it, it seems like it’s pretty remarkable
President Blowjob Series Continues
Our “President Blowjob Series” continues with this exceptional portrait of our first president getting deep throated.
It’s ironic how the legacy of presidential blowjobs truly began at the beginning.
Moby Blowjob
In what American fiction literary buffs are calling “a monumental addition to American fiction, just a real treat for us American fiction literary buffs”, Long Dong Press INC. has amended three new pages to Melville’s classic.
The three pages were previously omitted because of the rampancy of American Puritanism. Now, after almost fifty years of fighting, Long Dong INC. has one the right to reintroduce the novel in it’s true and intended form.
The well known ending of the novel, the obsessed Captain Ahab is dragged into the sea because he’s tied to the great white whale. But, as newly revealed, the intended ending is quite different.
Well known artist Hoshi Murakami has submitted a rendering of the new ending that will appear along with the new printing of the book.
Thou Shalt Giveth and Receiveth Oral!
The Met was lucky to acquire these two portraits for their upcoming show entitled “Historical Blowjobs”.
Met spokesman, and head of acquisitions Tommy Nutsticles said “It took nearly three years to acquire these portraits done by Raphael.”
Two years!
Both portraits depict the seldom heard of 11th Commandment – “Thou Shall Giveth and Receiveth Oral”
Religious groups and fine arts heads both praising Nustsicles efforts to show these works.
Charles Darwin Porn
Continuing on with yesterday’s post, we have another historical portrait. This one was done by Colbert in the late 1800′s. Notice the realism that Colbert uses in depicting the stoicism of Darwin, and the immensity of his boner.
The portrait will be on display at the Met starting in May.
Hard Kiss Queen
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Sukebe Some girl's best attribute is their tits. For some it is their flexibility or tendency for dirty talk. For Rion, it is her mouth. Her small, pert mouth hides a voracious and skilled tongue. She drives men wild with her exceptional oral skills. Not just blowjobs that end with her swallowing or spitting cum, but also with soft, sensual kisses or how she will lick all over every inch of a man's body and even throw in an occasional salad tossing. She has an oral fixation if anyone has ever had one. That is why they call her the Hard Kiss Queen! Stars: Rion Kirishima |
Jana Cova’s Oral Fantasy Volume 1
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Club Jana Cova Productions OMG Jana's 1st and Only BJ movie! 6 Very Different Scenes from Jana's Private Collection of film's!" Can you imagine if you were here and this was your dick? Would you like that?" Non-stop Jana Sucking on a Dick While looking into your Eyes! Foot Job Views! "Did you want him to cum in my mouth?" Hand Job Action Too! "You like this big load all over my body?" Lots of Sexy Talk from This Naughty Oral Tease! "You want to watch me sucking a real dick? I want to taste it!" Mr. Lucky Even Jerks Offs to Jana! Ball Sucking! "Get ready to shoot that big load in my face!" Imagine If Teasing! "Are you playing with your cock & pretending to cum on my face!" Xmas Role Play! "I want a nice big cock in my mouth! God you have such a nice cock!" Lots of Different Views of This Goddess as She Imagines She is Giving You A BJ of a Lifetime! "You like me jerking on that cock? Yeah!" Intense Hand Job Pounding as she Begs You to Cum in Her Mouth! Jizz Covered Titty Play! Is That Your Cum Dripping from her Mouth? "Maybe you can take your dick and play with it for me? You like it? Inside of my mouth!" Don't Cum Yet! Fantasy Role Play! "You want to jerk off to me? Keep playing with that beautiful cock! Spank it!" Jana Does it Again with Our 1st BJ Fantasy Jerk off Encouragement Video! A Must Have for All BJ, Hand Job, Jerk Off and Jana Fans! "This is how I would jerk you off!" A Don't Miss DVD! "I will clean that with my tongue!" Jana Cova spoils you with 6 cum guzzling blow jobs that will leave you dry. She is on her knees and ready to please. She takes that cock out of your pants and spits on before she stuffs the head deep in her mouth. She works her way down to your balls and sucks on them for a bit too before moving back up your shaft to that nice hard cock. Do you want to come in my mouth she says or on my pussy? Now back to sucking that cock as she jerks you off fast and hard til you bust all over her breasts. Round 2. Jana is on her knees again and ready for more of your cock in her mouth. This girl just can't get enough of you. She is so detailed in her cock sucking session as she twirls her tongue up and down your solid cock. She uses her hand to jerk you off while she moves down a little further to your balls. She understands how important those balls are and she sucks them so good for you. You want to jerk off all over my face she says. So there you are jerking off faster and faster and then finally you pop all over her face and in her mouth, right where she wants it. How about rounds 3,4,5 and 6? You are a spoiled guy! Jana's wearing her Santa hat and ready to give you the gift that keeps on giving. This extreme deep throat scene will make you numb as you bust your nut all in her mouth while she swallows you up. After that mess gets cleaned up you can prepare yourself for a foot job and another ball clenching blow job. Jana is more than likely the best blow job you will ever have. Stars: Jana Cova |
Historical Blowjobs Comes To The Met
Starting in May, the New York Metropolitan Museum of Art will feature a new series of paintings that depict historical blowjobs.
Curator Thomas Boner said, “We’re extremely happy to have compiled this show. Traditionally, the public has not been exposed to what we here consider to be the truest of all historical painting – the blowjob, and it’s role in history, how it shaped history, informed it. We hope to bring to light a hugely popular portrait movement that has been largely ignored by art historians and art institutions.”
Even Porn Stars Can Have A Weak Stomach
Ask her to gargle the semen of twenty men, and she’ll oblige you. Ask her to drink a cum cocktail out of an old, coal miner’s boat, and she’ll have a cum’d up mouth before you can finish the sentence. But, ask her to deep throat a pulsating grub, and she tosses her cookies. Go figure.
Huge Cock Proves Problematic
Muffia.com is in court next month to face charges of “accessory to manslaughter”.
It seems that their site, KingDong.com -purportedly having the biggest cocks on the web- was involved in a porn shoot that led to the untimely demise of one of it’s starlets.
It seems that pornstar Tony Danza Jr’s massive cock was the implement of the young starlet’s death. The incident occurred during what was supposed to be a really hot deep-throating scene.
Earlier this morning, Muffia spokesman Frank Rizzo stated, “We regret what happened. We’ve been shooting big cock scenes for a long time, and we honestly believed we had been following all the necessary precautions. This was an unfortunate accident.”
Danza also stated, ” I’d been eating a lot of liverwurst in preparation for the scene. I read that it’s supposed to add growth and resilience to your penis. I never expected this to happen.”
Allegedly, Danza had also been taking a supplement to keep his cock hard. “Yes, I was taking Terrapin X, it’s supposed to keep you hard. I missed a dosage, and took double the night before the shoot, I can’t but help to feel somehow responsible for the accident, but I didn’t mean for it to happen so…”
When asked about the starlets tears, and obvious signs of struggle during the deep-throating, Danza said,”It’s par for the course, I mean, there’s been tons of times that a crying woman have deep-throated me.”
Muffia’s lawyers intend to fight the manslaughter charges. Danza has also been put on paid leave.