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Caring for your cougar

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Now that you’ve captured a cougar, you’re going to need to take a few steps to ensure the cougar’s well-being.

Feeding:
1) Cougars need an ample supply of fresh meat. Try to give them vitamin rich tube-steaks. To see how much your cougar trusts you, try to get them to eat your meat out of your hand.
2) Cougars need a constant supply of fluids. There are many nourishing fluids on the market, but many of them can be made by hand.

Cleaning:
1) Cougars are meticulous cleaners, make sure to keep their surrounding areas clean. If you notice the cougar struggling to keep themselves clean, they’ll appreciate if you took the job over. Try to be sensitive, and use you tongue.
2) Cougars can’t be trained to use a little box, so be patient if the cougar deficates in your home. One thing to consider – if a cougar poops on your chest, it’s a sign of endearment.

Exercise:
1) Cougars need plenty of cardiovascular exercise. They are particularly fond of wrestling. Be aware, that cougars are particularly ferocious when they’re on top.

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