I swear this was written by a dude while masturbating: http://www.fantasies.com/oral-sex/blow-jobs/blowjob/
As opposed to this one that was 100% written by a dude masturbating:
my crotch slightly rubbed on the side of her head, i said “oops” she laffed an said “i was expecting any action tonight” but i was already getting a little hard and she started to notice it growing, i was a little embaressed, “you must of enjoyed that it looks like ur gonna pop your jeans” she said with a laf but going a little red, i unbuttond my top button an sorted my self, and the head of my dick appeared as i tried to hide it round the waist of my boxers, she went a little red as she’s normally a shy girl, i said “sorry but your hot an i can’t calm down” i said jokingly “you make me really hard” i told her as ive always found her hot, “no way i can make you hard” she said still embaressed instantly said” hard!…. look at the size of it!?” i pulled it out from under the boxers …