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In thinking about ways to serve mankind I have decided to provide you, gentle reader, with my personal, curated list of the best songs by which to receive a blowjob, or chow down on a vag, or whatever else you may decide.
These songs may not be explicit or even romantic, but they are designed to be relaxing, transcending, and conducive to the perfect blowjob environment.
The Grindhouse Blues – Robert Rodriquez
Written by director Robert Rodriquez for the superb Planet Terror, the Grindhouse Blues is everything that is right with babymaking music. It’s mellow, crunchy, and oh so badass. Just give it a listen!
Nectar For Isis – DJ Frane
Originally written for stoners to sit around and blaze to, this song from DJ Frane’s “Journey to the Planet of the Birds” is just made for enjoying a nice slob job. Hell, the beginning even sounds like a 70s porn groove!
Lost In The Paradise – Caetano Veloso
This classic Brazilian Tropicalia staple from 1969 is the auditory equivalent of the perfect blow job. It starts off nice and slow, with a groovy swinging guitar and sultry singing but moves gradually to a building cacophony of bacchanalian partying at the end!
Heroin – The Velvet Underground
Another classic from the sixties, this song, much like a good head session, is like its titular drug. It starts off mellow and calm, but the build and the rush is the whole point of listening to this song or going crazy on a wet vag!
Intro – The XX
If you’re anything like me, sometimes it helps to have a rhythm you can groove to in order to really give your all in the realm of giving head. If that’s the case, look no further than young indie rockers The XX. This song rocks steady and groovy the whole time and can really help you find your, uh, stroke!
Ah! Melody – Serge Gainsbourg
Girls are very predictable. And when it comes to music she’d be happy to rock out on your cock to, look no further than M. Serge Gainsbourg. French is like viagra to most girls, and combine French with a swinging beat and smooth rhythm and baby, you’ve got a winner.
So there you go. If you’re still reading this it means you didn’t have your speakers turned up loud enough because if you did you’d be on the floor right now gettin’ jiggy wit’ it!
Enjoy and happy sucking!