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Anthony Weiner Sex Scandal Indeed…

June 8th, 2011 | Tags: Anothony Weiner sex, Anthony Weiner, Anthony Weiner porn, Anthony Weiner sex scandal, blow job humor, blow me, blowme, photoshop porn | Category: Blow Job Videos on Demand, Photoshop porn | Comments Off

Happy Black Friday Blow J Day!!!!!

November 26th, 2010 | Tags: Black Friday Blow J, blow j, blow job, blow jobs | Category: Blow J, Photoshop porn | Comments Off

Cock providers and Cock swallowers, it is my reluctant duty to inform you of our Bulbous Suck Shrine leader’s farewell.

Adam has fallen from Gloryhole Heaven after angering the Blowjobs Gods, and will now be banished to rimjob hell for eternity. Fortunately, from the ashes and embers a new Penix arises to pull the mighty erection from the stone. I am TJ, and I will be your new guide on a fantastic voyage through phallic comedy, free blowjob videos, and the search for the greatest cock sucking in existence.

This is a gloryholiday in this knob slobbing haven. For this is just the beginning of a long, lasting, a little to the left, keep it there……ahhhhhhhhhhhh. Yes, relationship.

September 1st, 2010 | Tags: blow job, blow me, blowjob, comedy, photoshop porn, TJ | Category: Blow Job Videos on Demand, Photoshop porn | Comments Off

Men and their guns.

July 30th, 2009 | Category: Photoshop porn | Comments Off

Here’s a really nice cougar blowjob picture featuring a very sexy, very cock-hungry female cougar.

Photos of cougars and their eating habits have been harder to obtain becasue of the diminished cougar habitat.

Now, many cougars are forced to hunt for meat well outside their natural habitats. They can be found in local shopping centers, neighborhood bars, car washes – seemingly they’re anywhere and everywhere.

Please make sure to carry pepper spray, or a baton of some sort, in case you are attacked by a cougar.

May 15th, 2009 | Tags: Cougar Blow Jobs | Category: Cougar Blow Jobs, Photoshop porn | Comments Off

Man, I guess I’ve been working in porn too long.
I call this doozy the BJ Demon.

Just imagine, lighting a fire, sharing some red wine with your loved one, slowly massaging her, letting her slowly massage you, taking your cock out of your workout pants, and closing your eyes as your head cocks back, and then feeling a piercing agony rise through your tender dong as she slams her pincers shut.

You’re the one who wanted to date a mysterious woman.

April 9th, 2009 | Tags: Creature Porn | Category: Interracial Blowjobs, Latina Blowjob, Photoshop porn | Comments Off

She’s new to the industry. And as a new starlet, she’s got to get her chops. She said she’d try anything once -she needed the money.

I don’t know about you, but to me, the $16 just doesn’t seem worth it.

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April 3rd, 2009 | Tags: Scary Porn | Category: Photoshop porn | Comments Off

The man was picnicking in a Georgian peach orchard sixteen months ago when he felt a persistent burning in his pee-hole. Writing the burning sensation off as nothing more than common penis-hole wear-and-tear, he went home and never thought twice.

As the man went about his business for the past year, a pupa, growing fat from the nourishing urinary lining, slowly prepared to exit the tube and enter the world, and it’s fresh air.

Sometime last week, the man, working on the behalf of a major bathroom amenities corporation, visited Singapore for a quarterly sales event.
After hours in meetings, he decided to let off some steam. Having his order for a ladyboy fell through, he decided to throw caution to the wind and purchase oral from a big titty asian momma.

Within minutes of getting mouth-pumped, he felt his head split. He states, “It hurt real bad, and I thought she was just being toothy, but when I looked down, I seen this white, creamy, glistening insect head erupt from my tip…”

The man has since adopted the worm, and is planning on returning it to the peach orchard where he initially acquired the penile-egg-implant.

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March 19th, 2009 | Tags: asian, big boobs, cum fu | Category: Photoshop porn | Comments Off

In the wilds of Nepal, there is a beast of legend that roams the country side, looking to blow wayfaring strangers. They say her beauty is unparalleled, but a curse has been set upon her, and forever more she will dole out the world’s worst blowjob.

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March 19th, 2009 | Tags: asian, cum fu, office, secretary | Category: Photoshop porn | Comments Off