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Cougar Blowjob
Here’s a really nice cougar blowjob picture featuring a very sexy, very cock-hungry female cougar.
Photos of cougars and their eating habits have been harder to obtain becasue of the diminished cougar habitat.
Now, many cougars are forced to hunt for meat well outside their natural habitats. They can be found in local shopping centers, neighborhood bars, car washes – seemingly they’re anywhere and everywhere.
Please make sure to carry pepper spray, or a baton of some sort, in case you are attacked by a cougar.
BJ Demon
Man, I guess I’ve been working in porn too long.
I call this doozy the BJ Demon.
Just imagine, lighting a fire, sharing some red wine with your loved one, slowly massaging her, letting her slowly massage you, taking your cock out of your workout pants, and closing your eyes as your head cocks back, and then feeling a piercing agony rise through your tender dong as she slams her pincers shut.
You’re the one who wanted to date a mysterious woman.
She Said She’d Try Anything Once
She’s new to the industry. And as a new starlet, she’s got to get her chops. She said she’d try anything once -she needed the money.
I don’t know about you, but to me, the $16 just doesn’t seem worth it.
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Man’s Crotch Once Bitten, Months Later Worm Emerges –
The man was picnicking in a Georgian peach orchard sixteen months ago when he felt a persistent burning in his pee-hole. Writing the burning sensation off as nothing more than common penis-hole wear-and-tear, he went home and never thought twice.
As the man went about his business for the past year, a pupa, growing fat from the nourishing urinary lining, slowly prepared to exit the tube and enter the world, and it’s fresh air.
Sometime last week, the man, working on the behalf of a major bathroom amenities corporation, visited Singapore for a quarterly sales event.
After hours in meetings, he decided to let off some steam. Having his order for a ladyboy fell through, he decided to throw caution to the wind and purchase oral from a big titty asian momma.
Within minutes of getting mouth-pumped, he felt his head split. He states, “It hurt real bad, and I thought she was just being toothy, but when I looked down, I seen this white, creamy, glistening insect head erupt from my tip…”
The man has since adopted the worm, and is planning on returning it to the peach orchard where he initially acquired the penile-egg-implant.
This just in – World’s Worst Blowjob Has Just Been Detected
In the wilds of Nepal, there is a beast of legend that roams the country side, looking to blow wayfaring strangers. They say her beauty is unparalleled, but a curse has been set upon her, and forever more she will dole out the world’s worst blowjob.
Man’s Best Friend
Man throws bone, and girls suck it!
If you look really really closely, you’ll see that this isn’t actually a picture of two beagles.
Tricked ya!
Just some more high quality, and masterfully executed photoshop porn!
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First Time Ever – Really is banana in pocket!
I know, I know, going the banana/penis route is a cop-out. But, I feel like my credibility will come into question unless I show that I have a somewhat grasp of the fundamentals of photoshop porn. And although monkey-woman and banana-penis are rudimentary mash-ups, I wouldn’t trust a site that didn’t have at least one version of the age-old juxtaposition.
Anyway, I’m working on some spitting cobra stuff, so I hope you’re an animal kingdom fan.
To see the undoctored version of this set, just click the image. You’ll get to see the ridiculously hot Rachel Roxxx sucking and grinding coxxx
Double Anomaly – Vaginaless Woman Poops Python
The other day I was in JiffyLube, it was so boring. They had this crappy little waiting room with a tiny little smudgy-glass’d tv that was playing Arnold Palmer workout tapes -zzzzzzz. And the only thing on the coffee table was a bowl of gross looking peanuts, and a Nipply’s Believe it or Not.
As troubled as I thought I was, having to spend my Saturday afternoon sitting in a JiffyLube that seemed to be perpetualy stuck in 1989, all it took was one look at this and my whole outlook changed.
I’m really glad I have a fully intact penis, and that I don’t crap out carnivorous reptiles of the sub-order Serpentes.
I’ll tell you what. Even though she eats snakes and has no vagina, she’s still really hot. Her face is so cute, and her boobs are spectacular. I bet the snake has a vagina, so maybe all three of you could work something out.
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