Anthony Weiner Sex Scandal Indeed…
Black Friday Blow J
Happy Black Friday Blow J Day!!!!!
Change of the BlowJob Guard
Cock providers and Cock swallowers, it is my reluctant duty to inform you of our Bulbous Suck Shrine leader’s farewell.
Adam has fallen from Gloryhole Heaven after angering the Blowjobs Gods, and will now be banished to rimjob hell for eternity. Fortunately, from the ashes and embers a new Penix arises to pull the mighty erection from the stone. I am TJ, and I will be your new guide on a fantastic voyage through phallic comedy, free blowjob videos, and the search for the greatest cock sucking in existence.
This is a gloryholiday in this knob slobbing haven. For this is just the beginning of a long, lasting, a little to the left, keep it there……ahhhhhhhhhhhh. Yes, relationship.
Cock Fight
Men and their guns.
Cougar Blowjob
Here’s a really nice cougar blowjob picture featuring a very sexy, very cock-hungry female cougar.
Photos of cougars and their eating habits have been harder to obtain becasue of the diminished cougar habitat.
Now, many cougars are forced to hunt for meat well outside their natural habitats. They can be found in local shopping centers, neighborhood bars, car washes – seemingly they’re anywhere and everywhere.
Please make sure to carry pepper spray, or a baton of some sort, in case you are attacked by a cougar.
President Blowjob Series Continues
Our “President Blowjob Series” continues with this exceptional portrait of our first president getting deep throated.
It’s ironic how the legacy of presidential blowjobs truly began at the beginning.
Moby Blowjob
In what American fiction literary buffs are calling “a monumental addition to American fiction, just a real treat for us American fiction literary buffs”, Long Dong Press INC. has amended three new pages to Melville’s classic.
The three pages were previously omitted because of the rampancy of American Puritanism. Now, after almost fifty years of fighting, Long Dong INC. has one the right to reintroduce the novel in it’s true and intended form.
The well known ending of the novel, the obsessed Captain Ahab is dragged into the sea because he’s tied to the great white whale. But, as newly revealed, the intended ending is quite different.
Well known artist Hoshi Murakami has submitted a rendering of the new ending that will appear along with the new printing of the book.
Thou Shalt Giveth and Receiveth Oral!
The Met was lucky to acquire these two portraits for their upcoming show entitled “Historical Blowjobs”.
Met spokesman, and head of acquisitions Tommy Nutsticles said “It took nearly three years to acquire these portraits done by Raphael.”
Two years!
Both portraits depict the seldom heard of 11th Commandment – “Thou Shall Giveth and Receiveth Oral”
Religious groups and fine arts heads both praising Nustsicles efforts to show these works.
Charles Darwin Porn
Continuing on with yesterday’s post, we have another historical portrait. This one was done by Colbert in the late 1800′s. Notice the realism that Colbert uses in depicting the stoicism of Darwin, and the immensity of his boner.
The portrait will be on display at the Met starting in May.
Historical Blowjobs Comes To The Met
Starting in May, the New York Metropolitan Museum of Art will feature a new series of paintings that depict historical blowjobs.
Curator Thomas Boner said, “We’re extremely happy to have compiled this show. Traditionally, the public has not been exposed to what we here consider to be the truest of all historical painting – the blowjob, and it’s role in history, how it shaped history, informed it. We hope to bring to light a hugely popular portrait movement that has been largely ignored by art historians and art institutions.”