In honor of one of the topics of the Great Porn Debate between Ron Jeremy and Craig Gross of XXX Church, we submit this piece.
Porn producers and consumers defend porn through detailing what they describe as an intersection between porn “as artistic or personal expression” and free speech.
Which to me, amounts to little more than this.
Bye.
Man, I guess I’ve been working in porn too long.
I call this doozy the BJ Demon.
Just imagine, lighting a fire, sharing some red wine with your loved one, slowly massaging her, letting her slowly massage you, taking your cock out of your workout pants, and closing your eyes as your head cocks back, and then feeling a piercing agony rise through your tender dong as she slams her pincers shut.
You’re the one who wanted to date a mysterious woman.
She’s new to the industry. And as a new starlet, she’s got to get her chops. She said she’d try anything once -she needed the money.
I don’t know about you, but to me, the $16 just doesn’t seem worth it.
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The man was picnicking in a Georgian peach orchard sixteen months ago when he felt a persistent burning in his pee-hole. Writing the burning sensation off as nothing more than common penis-hole wear-and-tear, he went home and never thought twice.
As the man went about his business for the past year, a pupa, growing fat from the nourishing urinary lining, slowly prepared to exit the tube and enter the world, and it’s fresh air.
Sometime last week, the man, working on the behalf of a major bathroom amenities corporation, visited Singapore for a quarterly sales event.
After hours in meetings, he decided to let off some steam. Having his order for a ladyboy fell through, he decided to throw caution to the wind and purchase oral from a big titty asian momma.
Within minutes of getting mouth-pumped, he felt his head split. He states, “It hurt real bad, and I thought she was just being toothy, but when I looked down, I seen this white, creamy, glistening insect head erupt from my tip…”
The man has since adopted the worm, and is planning on returning it to the peach orchard where he initially acquired the penile-egg-implant.
In the wilds of Nepal, there is a beast of legend that roams the country side, looking to blow wayfaring strangers. They say her beauty is unparalleled, but a curse has been set upon her, and forever more she will dole out the world’s worst blowjob.
Man throws bone, and girls suck it!
If you look really really closely, you’ll see that this isn’t actually a picture of two beagles.
Tricked ya!
Just some more high quality, and masterfully executed photoshop porn!
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Disclaimer: This is not the “Coming Soon” poster for “Leprechaun 6″- although, we wish it was.
Check out the rest of the undoctored gallery here.
I know, I know, going the banana/penis route is a cop-out. But, I feel like my credibility will come into question unless I show that I have a somewhat grasp of the fundamentals of photoshop porn. And although monkey-woman and banana-penis are rudimentary mash-ups, I wouldn’t trust a site that didn’t have at least one version of the age-old juxtaposition.
Anyway, I’m working on some spitting cobra stuff, so I hope you’re an animal kingdom fan.
To see the undoctored version of this set, just click the image. You’ll get to see the ridiculously hot Rachel Roxxx sucking and grinding coxxx
