Man throws bone, and girls suck it!
If you look really really closely, you’ll see that this isn’t actually a picture of two beagles.
Tricked ya!
Just some more high quality, and masterfully executed photoshop porn!
See the uncensored version here! More »
I know, I know, going the banana/penis route is a cop-out. But, I feel like my credibility will come into question unless I show that I have a somewhat grasp of the fundamentals of photoshop porn. And although monkey-woman and banana-penis are rudimentary mash-ups, I wouldn’t trust a site that didn’t have at least one version of the age-old juxtaposition.
Anyway, I’m working on some spitting cobra stuff, so I hope you’re an animal kingdom fan.
To see the undoctored version of this set, just click the image. You’ll get to see the ridiculously hot Rachel Roxxx sucking and grinding coxxx
The other day I was in JiffyLube, it was so boring. They had this crappy little waiting room with a tiny little smudgy-glass’d tv that was playing Arnold Palmer workout tapes -zzzzzzz. And the only thing on the coffee table was a bowl of gross looking peanuts, and a Nipply’s Believe it or Not.
As troubled as I thought I was, having to spend my Saturday afternoon sitting in a JiffyLube that seemed to be perpetualy stuck in 1989, all it took was one look at this and my whole outlook changed.
I’m really glad I have a fully intact penis, and that I don’t crap out carnivorous reptiles of the sub-order Serpentes.
I’ll tell you what. Even though she eats snakes and has no vagina, she’s still really hot. Her face is so cute, and her boobs are spectacular. I bet the snake has a vagina, so maybe all three of you could work something out.
Check out the rest of the Nipply’s here
As I made my way through the bustling city this morning, trying to navigate through the masses, thinking only of my first cup of coffee, I was hit, hit by the news. Just as I turned the corner, succesfully passing a waddling, fat man, and just about to enter the store to get my black gold, I was stopped dead in my tracks.
I went over to the newspaper dispenser, frantically opened it’s forward hatch, and screamed to the heavens as I read, for the fifth time this week “Local Satanic Sex Cult, Although Featuring Many Hot Latinas, Claims Yet Another Gruesome Sacrafice”.
This city needs a savior
Or, at least some good porn
