
Man, I guess I’ve been working in porn too long.
I call this doozy the BJ Demon.
Just imagine, lighting a fire, sharing some red wine with your loved one, slowly massaging her, letting her slowly massage you, taking your cock out of your workout pants, and closing your eyes as your head cocks back, and then feeling a piercing agony rise through your tender dong as she slams her pincers shut.
You’re the one who wanted to date a mysterious woman.