The man was picnicking in a Georgian peach orchard sixteen months ago when he felt a persistent burning in his pee-hole. Writing the burning sensation off as nothing more than common penis-hole wear-and-tear, he went home and never thought twice.
As the man went about his business for the past year, a pupa, growing fat from the nourishing urinary lining, slowly prepared to exit the tube and enter the world, and it’s fresh air.
Sometime last week, the man, working on the behalf of a major bathroom amenities corporation, visited Singapore for a quarterly sales event.
After hours in meetings, he decided to let off some steam. Having his order for a ladyboy fell through, he decided to throw caution to the wind and purchase oral from a big titty asian momma.
Within minutes of getting mouth-pumped, he felt his head split. He states, “It hurt real bad, and I thought she was just being toothy, but when I looked down, I seen this white, creamy, glistening insect head erupt from my tip…”
The man has since adopted the worm, and is planning on returning it to the peach orchard where he initially acquired the penile-egg-implant.
