The Met was lucky to acquire these two portraits for their upcoming show entitled “Historical Blowjobs”.
Met spokesman, and head of acquisitions Tommy Nutsticles said “It took nearly three years to acquire these portraits done by Raphael.”
Two years!
Both portraits depict the seldom heard of 11th Commandment – “Thou Shall Giveth and Receiveth Oral”
Religious groups and fine arts heads both praising Nustsicles efforts to show these works.
Continuing on with yesterday’s post, we have another historical portrait. This one was done by Colbert in the late 1800′s. Notice the realism that Colbert uses in depicting the stoicism of Darwin, and the immensity of his boner.
The portrait will be on display at the Met starting in May.
Starting in May, the New York Metropolitan Museum of Art will feature a new series of paintings that depict historical blowjobs.
Curator Thomas Boner said, “We’re extremely happy to have compiled this show. Traditionally, the public has not been exposed to what we here consider to be the truest of all historical painting – the blowjob, and it’s role in history, how it shaped history, informed it. We hope to bring to light a hugely popular portrait movement that has been largely ignored by art historians and art institutions.”
