The other day I was in JiffyLube, it was so boring. They had this crappy little waiting room with a tiny little smudgy-glass’d tv that was playing Arnold Palmer workout tapes -zzzzzzz. And the only thing on the coffee table was a bowl of gross looking peanuts, and a Nipply’s Believe it or Not.

As troubled as I thought I was, having to spend my Saturday afternoon sitting in a JiffyLube that seemed to be perpetualy stuck in 1989, all it took was one look at this and my whole outlook changed.

I’m really glad I have a fully intact penis, and that I don’t crap out carnivorous reptiles of the sub-order Serpentes.

I’ll tell you what. Even though she eats snakes and has no vagina, she’s still really hot. Her face is so cute, and her boobs are spectacular. I bet the snake has a vagina, so maybe all three of you could work something out.

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