The Met was lucky to acquire these two portraits for their upcoming show entitled “Historical Blowjobs”.
Met spokesman, and head of acquisitions Tommy Nutsticles said “It took nearly three years to acquire these portraits done by Raphael.”
Two years!
Both portraits depict the seldom heard of 11th Commandment – “Thou Shall Giveth and Receiveth Oral”
Religious groups and fine arts heads both praising Nustsicles efforts to show these works.
