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Man’s Best Friend

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Man throws bone, and girls suck it!
If you look really really closely, you’ll see that this isn’t actually a picture of two beagles.
Tricked ya!
Just some more high quality, and masterfully executed photoshop porn!

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Satanic Sex Cult Claims Yet Another Sacrafice

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As I made my way through the bustling city this morning, trying to navigate through the masses, thinking only of my first cup of coffee, I was hit, hit by the news. Just as I turned the corner, succesfully passing a waddling, fat man, and just about to enter the store to get my black gold, I was stopped dead in my tracks.

I went over to the newspaper dispenser, frantically opened it’s forward hatch, and screamed to the heavens as I read, for the fifth time this week “Local Satanic Sex Cult, Although Featuring Many Hot Latinas, Claims Yet Another Gruesome Sacrafice”.

This city needs a savior

Or, at least some good porn

Charlie Loves Her Some Cock

She really likes yogurt hoagies. Good thing she has that handy table cloth to catch any crumbs.

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Why is it that hot chicks in medieval themed movies are always holding weasels?

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