Muffia.com is in court next month to face charges of “accessory to manslaughter”.
It seems that their site, KingDong.com -purportedly having the biggest cocks on the web- was involved in a porn shoot that led to the untimely demise of one of it’s starlets.
It seems that pornstar Tony Danza Jr’s massive cock was the implement of the young starlet’s death. The incident occurred during what was supposed to be a really hot deep-throating scene.
Earlier this morning, Muffia spokesman Frank Rizzo stated, “We regret what happened. We’ve been shooting big cock scenes for a long time, and we honestly believed we had been following all the necessary precautions. This was an unfortunate accident.”
Danza also stated, ” I’d been eating a lot of liverwurst in preparation for the scene. I read that it’s supposed to add growth and resilience to your penis. I never expected this to happen.”
Allegedly, Danza had also been taking a supplement to keep his cock hard. “Yes, I was taking Terrapin X, it’s supposed to keep you hard. I missed a dosage, and took double the night before the shoot, I can’t but help to feel somehow responsible for the accident, but I didn’t mean for it to happen so…”
When asked about the starlets tears, and obvious signs of struggle during the deep-throating, Danza said,”It’s par for the course, I mean, there’s been tons of times that a crying woman have deep-throated me.”
Muffia’s lawyers intend to fight the manslaughter charges. Danza has also been put on paid leave.
