The 2008 Beijing Olympics were an amazing accomplishment on many levels. One, the public was never given the opportunity to appreciate. A new competitive event was introduced to the Olympics in 2008, the competitive blow job event.

The blow job competition pitted 2 person teams from different countries, such as France, England, China and Iraq, against each other in a test of oral sex efficiency. The team to reach orgasm first, was ultimately the winner. Yes my friends, it was, for a short time, possible to earn the gold by getting head.